Where It All Started..

FOR ALL YALL WHO DON'T KNOW.. COUGAR BEAR BE ALL OVER THIS MUHFUCKA JO!!

Cougar Bear Speaks Out - Wale

We Don't Believe You.. You Need More People!

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YALL, BUT I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THESE TWO DUMB MUHFUCKAS ARE IN LOVE. LAMAR'S BIG DUMB ASS WOULD PICK THE MOST JEALOUS'D LOOKING BITCH OUT OF THE 3 SISTERS. LAMAR JUST WANTS A DAMN REALITY SHOW. WE CAN SEE RIGHT TROUGH YOU BIG AMAZONS! SLIM COUGAR BEAR IM OUT HOLLA..

Hey Mr. Carter!

Lil Wayne just won't stop.. From the Carter 3, to signing one of the biggest names in hip-hop today [Drake] to the dropping The No Ceilings Mixtape (A dope mixtape btw) Now he's soon to be dropping "The Carter" documentary. I can't wait to check it out.. Keep doing ya thang Weezy [Mike Hayes]

YOU ALREADY KNOW......
FUCK LIL WAYNE JO!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS LIL NARROW PREDATOR/GREMLIN LOOKIN MUTHAFUCKA ALWAYS BEING ON THE DAMN TV... NIGGA YOU NEED TO SIT YO ASS DOWN AND RETIRE!! FUCK WAYNE.. NIGGA ALWAYS SOUND LIKE HE CRYING AND SHIT "Call meeeee so I can make it juicy for ya" NO NIGGA CALL 1-900-COUGARBEAR AND KILL YOSELF!.. AND BIRDMAN NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF AS WELL.. FUCK HIM TOO!! YO IF ANYBODY SEES WAYNE, TELL HIM TO STOP FUCKIN WIT THAT SYRUP AND CALL COUGAR BEAR AND GET SOME OF THIS OPIUM JO!! MY SHIT IS 100% USDA CERTIFIED ORGANIC PLAYA! HOLLA..
COUGAR BEAR MUHFUCKA!!!

WandTF???

WHAT AND THE FUCK DID SAMMY SOSA DO TO HIMSELF JO?? YO, THIS FOOL WAS ALREADY HARD TO LOOK AT.. BUT NOW THIS MUTHAFUCKA LOOK LIKE HE BEEN SHOVING CORKED BATS UP HIS ASS... FUCK IS YOU THINKING BOUT SAMMY.. NIGGA YOU THOUGHT GOING UNDER THE KNIFE WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER? NIGGA LOOK LIKE A PLUCKED PIGEON!!.. YOU WILL NEVER LOOK GOOD AS COUGAR BEAR NUCCA!!! IMA TELLS YA WHAT.. YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT THAT DOCTOR ALONE AND PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALED 1-900-COUGARBEAR AND GOT SOME OF THIS OPIUM N.I.G.G.A!!!!!

27 Chips Huh?

Congrats to the New York Yankees for winning their 27th Championship! It was well deserved since they have been taking a bunch of shit over past years. I'm proud of these boys. At least I can have something to smile about since my damn Redskins are taking it in the ass with no lube this year... And oh yeah, Phillies fans.... YOU MAAAAAAAD! [Mike Hayes]



MAN FUCK THE NEW YORK YANKEES JO!!! FUCK THE WORLD SERIES.. FUCK BASEBALL... FUCK DJ... FUCK A-ROD.. AND FUCK MATSUI 2 TIMES!!!! THAT NIGGA FUCKED UP MY SUSHI ONE TIME AND MADE ME SICK.. FUCK HIM!!! I TOLD THAT MOTHAFUCKA I LIKED MY SUSHI TEMPURA STYLE.. TEMPURA BITCH!!!! DON'T NOBODY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THESE PUNK ASS NIGGAS ANYWAY! AND FUCK THE PHILLIES TOO... COUGAR BEAR MOTHAFUCKA!!!! I'M OUT

Kudi Is Alive

FUCK KID CUDI JO!!! THAT NIGGA AINT NO MUFUCKIN WOLF... TELL THAT WOLF NIGGA TO COME TO ADDISON MUFUCKIN PARK.. THAT NORTHEAST PART.. HE'LL GET HIS ASS LAID DOWN... COUGAR BEAR JO!!!! FUCK YALL

Big Ups to the nigga Kid Cudi.. Getting movie trailer money now.. Ow! (Mike Hayes)

THIS WIGGA HERE!!!

Who the hell told J.J Redick's punk white ass he could rap?? Niggas wouldn't even listen to Ron Artest's shit, You really think we gonna listen to your shit.. My dick bout this long white boy <----------------------> go sit yo ass down somewhere.. COUGAR BEAR JO!!!